Jeff Winger: I got freaked out by the boyfriend label. I'm afraid of commitment.
Michelle Slater: How original.
Jeff: Look, the biggest truths aren't original. Truth is ketchup. It's Jim Belushi. It's job isn't to blow our minds. It's to be within reach. So the truth is, I get claustrophobic when things get official.
Slater: You're acting like I'm a Venus Fly Trap. I didn't want or need any more than what we were doing.
Jeff: Let's get back to it. Should I get the door?
Slater: I can't now because you went to the friend place. That's you getting official. Not me. Because unless there's something I need to know about the lunch lady or the blond in your Spanish class with the infinite supply of leather jackets, somewhere between our 9th and 11th slumber party statistically speaking most people would call us more than "pals."
Jeff: Yeah. But. As soon as you say it things can get complicated and messy.
Slater: How?
Jeff: Because when you say it... later on you might have to unsay it.
Slater: Whoopie-flippin'-ding, Winger. It happens 50 million times a day. It's the Jim Belushi of sexual commitments. It barely means anything and it grows on what's there over time.
Jeff: Wow. That guy's really taking a pounding in this conversation...
