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SIX SEASONS AND A MOVIE!

12.23.11 ♥ 7
Jim Belushi, Relationships & Community
Jeff Winger: I got freaked out by the boyfriend label. I'm afraid of commitment.
Michelle Slater: How original.
Jeff: Look, the biggest truths aren't original. Truth is ketchup. It's Jim Belushi. It's job isn't to blow our minds. It's to be within reach. So the truth is, I get claustrophobic when things get official.
Slater: You're acting like I'm a Venus Fly Trap. I didn't want or need any more than what we were doing.
Jeff: Let's get back to it. Should I get the door?
Slater: I can't now because you went to the friend place. That's you getting official. Not me. Because unless there's something I need to know about the lunch lady or the blond in your Spanish class with the infinite supply of leather jackets, somewhere between our 9th and 11th slumber party statistically speaking most people would call us more than "pals."
Jeff: Yeah. But. As soon as you say it things can get complicated and messy.
Slater: How?
Jeff: Because when you say it... later on you might have to unsay it.
Slater: Whoopie-flippin'-ding, Winger. It happens 50 million times a day. It's the Jim Belushi of sexual commitments. It barely means anything and it grows on what's there over time.
Jeff: Wow. That guy's really taking a pounding in this conversation...
02.16.11 ♥ 0

TOOOONIGHT, TOOOONIGHT. *Cue West Side Orchestrations*

10.28.10 ♥ 4
Zoom THE (UN)OFFICIAL (BUT FIRST) COMMUNITY DRINKING GAME One Drink: Prof. Duncan, Prof. Whitman, Starburns, Vaughn appear Pierce hits on Shirley Jeff and Duncan call each other names Pierce is racist Shirley does/says something violent or ‘illegal’ Somebody sings Shirley says, “That’s nice.” Jeff monologues at the group Pierce & Troy laugh over something immature The Dean uses the PA Member of the group does a handshake, high five or fist bump Somebody gets drunk and/or high Shirley drops from her cheery octave Annie’s Disney Face The Dean tries to make Greendale more like a real college Jeff kisses someone The Dean touches or flirts with Jeff Annie screams/squeals Vaughn greeting Someone other than Abed makes a movie reference Two Drinks: Prof. Slater, Garrett, Abed’s Dad appears New teacher/class is introduced Señor Chang episode (major plotline) Annie & Jeff call each other ‘m’lady’ and ‘m’lord’ Shirley talks about/mentions brownies Reference to Annie’s drug abuse Meta/Self-Reflexive moment Shirley is racist or ignorant toward other religions Jeff is called Ryan Seacrest or Jeffrey The Human Being appears Pierce and/or Abed “say things that others won’t.” Three Drinks: Pierce gives good advice Shirley’s friend Gary gets mentioned Chang pantomimes eating someone Full credit sequence plays Notably famous guest star Troy cries DALMATIANS There is a dance Five Drinks: ‘Night Caps’ plays Greendale Theme Song If You Want to Get Incredibly Schnockered: Abed makes a movie/TV reference Britta and Jeff butt heads Someone (specifically Katie) is quoting the show while it happens Jeff tries to not get involved

THE (UN)OFFICIAL (BUT FIRST) COMMUNITY DRINKING GAME

One Drink:

  • Prof. Duncan, Prof. Whitman, Starburns, Vaughn appear
  • Pierce hits on Shirley
  • Jeff and Duncan call each other names
  • Pierce is racist
  • Shirley does/says something violent or ‘illegal’
  • Somebody sings
  • Shirley says, “That’s nice.”
  • Jeff monologues at the group
  • Pierce & Troy laugh over something immature
  • The Dean uses the PA
  • Member of the group does a handshake, high five or fist bump
  • Somebody gets drunk and/or high
  • Shirley drops from her cheery octave
  • Annie’s Disney Face
  • The Dean tries to make Greendale more like a real college
  • Jeff kisses someone
  • The Dean touches or flirts with Jeff
  • Annie screams/squeals
  • Vaughn greeting
  • Someone other than Abed makes a movie reference

Two Drinks:

  • Prof. Slater, Garrett, Abed’s Dad appears
  • New teacher/class is introduced
  • Señor Chang episode (major plotline)
  • Annie & Jeff call each other ‘m’lady’ and ‘m’lord’
  • Shirley talks about/mentions brownies
  • Reference to Annie’s drug abuse
  • Meta/Self-Reflexive moment
  • Shirley is racist or ignorant toward other religions
  • Jeff is called Ryan Seacrest or Jeffrey
  • The Human Being appears
  • Pierce and/or Abed “say things that others won’t.”

Three Drinks:

  • Pierce gives good advice
  • Shirley’s friend Gary gets mentioned
  • Chang pantomimes eating someone
  • Full credit sequence plays
  • Notably famous guest star
  • Troy cries
  • DALMATIANS
  • There is a dance

Five Drinks:

  • ‘Night Caps’ plays
  • Greendale Theme Song

If You Want to Get Incredibly Schnockered:

  • Abed makes a movie/TV reference
  • Britta and Jeff butt heads
  • Someone (specifically Katie) is quoting the show while it happens
  • Jeff tries to not get involved
09.28.10 ♥ 237

Oh, bless the rain.

09.24.10 ♥ 4

I was going to make a bad pun about enrolling at Greendale by 8PM tomorrow for the preimere, but I’m far above saying something lame like that.

09.22.10 ♥ 0

The moment that made me realize that Community and I were destined to be together. For the rest of our lives.

Sure, it may eventually become a loveless relationship, but we’ll always have this moment.

07.25.10 ♥ 0